Monday, August 07, 2006

Wild, insane camel sex??

I thought that might get your attention! Sasha White posted this on her loop this afternoon, and while it's not very nice, I thought it was funny and had to share. I hope no one finds it offensive - and that you get a chuckle out of it!
A new US Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the African desert. During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asks the First Sergeant why the camel is kept there.
"Well sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post and no women. And sometimes the men have "urges". That's why we have the Molly The Camel." The Captain says, "I can't say that I condone this, but I understand about "urges". The camel can stay."
About a month later, the Captain starts having his own "urges" and asks the First Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent. Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild, insane sex with Molly.
When he's done, he asks the First Sergeant, "Is that how the men do it?"
"No not really, sir...They usually just ride the camel into town where the girls are".

Still laughing,


Barb V. said...

Oh my Laurie! That is *really* funny. Thanks for posting it.

Stacy~ said...

LOL. Too funny. Hey what are you doing over at Sasha's place? You're waaay too young to be reading her books LOL.

Laurie D. said...

Glad you liked it, Barb! I thought it was hilarious, but sometimes my sense of humor is a tad warped!

Stacy, honey, I read her stuff with my eyes closed!

Jill said...

Oh this cracked me up! Thanks for the laugh!

Cryna said...

Thanks for the laugh, Laurie.......that was funny.

Yes, I got the bookcase and computer desk all together....I was proud of the fact that I did it by myself (even if it took me all day..........LOL) . Even got it all arranged.

Judy F said...

Oh Laurie that is too funny. My virgin eyes...LOL

Ciar Cullen said...

Oh no, too funny.