Friday, January 18, 2008

THE WORDS OF WOMEN

I admittedly took this from an author/reader loop I'm on. It's too good not to share!

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@!* YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

Have a great weekend! Review for STRONG AND SEXY by Jill Shalvis will be posted this weekend!
Laurie

4 comments:

booklady said...

Thanks for the laugh! I would like to get all feminist about it, but the truth is that, well, it's all so true!

Laurie D. said...

You know, booklady, I was prepared to get my back up over this one too, but it's so spot on that I had to laugh!

dlyn said...

Love this! Stumbled across your blog and I will be back to check you out again - very nice!

Laurie said...

I've forwarded this to my 24 yo daughter. Loved it!! So true!!